i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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