Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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