I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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