are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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