when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We need to rekindle our bromance
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
