so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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