May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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