I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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