I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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