Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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