she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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