he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
