It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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