I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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