oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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