lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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