I need help removing her.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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