So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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