Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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