So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
