I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
