It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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