My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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