well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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