maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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