question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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