Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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