Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Are my feet made of real feet?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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