his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We need to rekindle our bromance
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
40s are totally the cure
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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