u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
