She's JV to your varsity
wanna go halves on a baby?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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