It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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