you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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