# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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