can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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