Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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