I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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