make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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