Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
