Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
