Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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