dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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