is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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