No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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