census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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