She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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