Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I believe in your delicious
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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