I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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