i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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