Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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