Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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